And it's a good thing: only six songs into the gig, some idiot crowdsurfed to the front and landed on an amp, knocking out the power. Gig over. I would have been apoplectic with rage. My friend said it was a great performance while it lasted, though, and he was glad he went. Bully for him, but I'm not kidding when I say that people who crowdsurf should be publicly flogged. I came to this view early in life, watching Oasis from the very front of the crowd in Detroit when I was 17 and getting kicked in the head by lamers who were crowdsurfing to bloody Wonderwall.
While when I first read it I though it was funny, I also can sympathize with the writer. There are definitely stupid crowd-surfers, who have no clue what they're doing. There are the idiots who won't lay back but insist on trying to sit up, or even worse, to stay as close to upright as possible. This becomes a simple issue of pressure (force per unit area). When you lay back, each person has to carry much less of the load.
Then you have 200 pound people trying to crowd surf, and not understanding why they get dropped. And you also have girls who complain about getting groped when they decide to surf on their stomachs. I'll at least recognize the complaints from girls who surf on their backs and get groped, as that's just tasteless. Ladies lets think about this - you're on your stomach, your tits hanging down in the faces of lots of teenage boys - do you not think that there are going to be some who are desperate, drunk, or classless enough to take advantage of this opportunity?